Introduction: part 4

Hmmm…so by my previous account we all know in which order are the buddy introduction’s going…and before I tell you who is this post’s buddy,I’d like to tell that next time it’s going to neha jee..

Today’s buddy introduction is my friend and pencil buddy….Arshi Raushan aka (OH MY GOD WE HAVEN’T GIVEN HER A NICKNAME…how come shes been spared) …before I start enlisting her qualities and talents…I’d like to narrate how we came to know one another...

You all must remember the part where I and fatima were chud buds….and then came Arshi 3:)

No need to get afraid Arshi, im not holding any grudge that I might be taking out…iv got a bud of my own…but for the time being lets go into flash back…

So im in lamartniere and its my first day I make friends with a girl named akshita…shes really sweet and Im feeling blessed and lucky…I thought I found the perfect friend…our idiologies match…we have fun together…she watches the same english shows and listens to the same music bands that I listen to…I tell her all my experiences and secrets in the first few days…isnt this Too Perfect???

It is, cause she tells me she has a friend in lamarts that transferred with her from the same school..and she is taking extended holidays right now..and I’m like chuck that …. Were Too Good Friends…no way would she give my place to her…but it happens so…that one day I come to school and in my class, sitting in my seat is a girl I’v never seen before…well hello there people, Here Comes The Previous Best Friend…im asked to sit behind with somebody else…and ‘im like no way girl, this is my seat…!!’

Too brave a dialouge from a chicken…right?? It’s true cause in actuality I was like “okay, if you say so…il find some other place,don’t worry…”

Truly im not kidding this has been happening with me again and again…let me list names…Tatheer…Then Akshita..Then Shubhani…Then Alya….God does this list never end???

What I concluded from these experiences…either I’m too boring and chipko a friend..ppl cant wait to get rid of me…OR I’m² stupid to realise that I’m not holding a permanent office…

What I learnt….Never Let Go Of A Friend..even though the best friend is here…J

So when fatima told me her friend is going to be joining our college…I was like here we go again…same old routine…God,am I never going to be free of this ‘FOR’ loop???

So I thought and realised my mistake..My new strategy –IF YOU CANT BEAT THEM JOIN EM!!

OH YEAH!!(courtesy vector-in both magnitude and direction)..

So I met arshi when she came for admission…and on first glance she was really sweet…

On second glance she was ……..also sweet…calm down arshi..no leg pulling in this one..^_^

So arshi joined college after a few days and I think I remember, it was after her birthday(so that she didn’t have to give treat)..and I think some opening of something..hehe sorry bad memory..

Accidently…I mean incidently we became great friends..;-)..i was really impressed by her beauty and most of all her guts…let me relate another incident…so some fellow students call arshi in the front of the class..to get her ‘acquainted with her seniors(in days)’ … at first she thought they were her actual seniors and she was scared …but the moment she realises they are in the same year as her …she gets all Fiery And Stuff…delivers a cutting line…and walks with her back turned on them…and im like whoa girl…who turned up the heat in here!!!!!!    so for me she ‘was’ the gutsy girl…

Later on I came to know she wasn’t as brave as I thought her to be…she was actually a chicken like us..but much braver than me…

Let me tell you more about her qualities-well she is beautiful…she is also generous…way too if you ask me..she is helpful..she used to take my jokes with stride…a lil stress on used to…she has a big heart…(comes along with being generous)…is a romantic at heart like me(if anybody thinks romantic means love and stuff,YOURE WRONG!...it means she likes fairy tale endings and perfect fantasical world…the good in everything except in guys..i.e.)She Also Draws Trees Very Well…and suffers the brunt of many teachers without blinking…(in most cases)

She did blink in the case of ‘im really sweet’ ma’am..

Let me enlist her long list of faults… so here goes…she CAN’T travel alone…somebody has to be with her…and SHE doesn’t remember routes cause she never travels alone….this is what confirms my faith that Allah (s.w.t.) always keeps watching over her…I remember one time ‘I’ was worried engaging an auto for her…worrying all the time till she got home….i kept thinking that poor auto man was so evil looking…I even recorded the plate number…

Her pronunciation skills-99% :p

She also happens to be my very famous reporter working for the Sansanata News…she has won many acclaims…compared to the competing news channel, ‘ZEE NEWS’(cause the reception of zee news is really bad…never comes…you know..)

She also used to be my favourite target for chidhaoing(teasing)..until she cried…God IM NEVER going to repeat that mistake again…and how was I supposed to know..what will strike her…isnt there supposed to be some warning of some kind..like a meter …that hits the red mark and stuff…

She has also been brave in taking up most decisions like hijab and in future an abaya inshallah…though I wish she could do it in ramadan for more reward..

Haha..and yes ofcourse I remember …one time we went to city café club…and arshi wasn’t there…we had a great time…and when she came back she wanted us to go with her…and we joked with her that they charge a lot…like 200 bucks for a dish…Lol Arshi.. They Don’t Charge So Heavily But They Do Have Expensive Dishes..and I cant go there anyway cause my mom found out I went there ….and she scolded me cause its soo secluded from the populated areas..and im like chuck it I won’t go..so only college canteen for me…

Another experience I had with arshi…it was the mini fest and we had to record a video and edit it…it had to have only shadows..so as I was recording it I made her do miming(I thought it was a good idea)..and the videos were super funny..i have yet to edit them…muhahahha }:>

She also happens to be the year TOPPER and a patron of my previous blogs..so last thing arshi…give me back my guilt free conscience and remain fatima’s friend forever Cause I Like A Lil’ Competition…and whilst you are doing that…find your pencil so that the sisterhood between us never breaks…J

p.s. :      w.t.h is the matter with people ….cant you see the follow button and the comment button..do you guys know nothing of encouragement..seriously its depressing and sad when I have to comment on my own blog..:D

Introduction:Part 3

First of all let me tell you that this is my first article so it may not be very good. My writing is not as full of humour as my friend's(sour caramel)...niether have I the writing skills which can equal hers so please do not keep your expectations too high...'coz I am already very nervous.... :|

Now....me and tanu have been introduced very well by our "good" friend Miss sour caramel..so now its my turn to humiliate ...oops...i mean to introduce her ;) :P

The name of the creature under study is Saman Imran a.k.a Sammy a.k.a Sam..(see image)..but she is better known as biscuit(offence intended):P...because that describes her best ..;)

For all of you who are wondering what the fudge this biscuit means...let me tell you that it a term of endearment..used by us to describe her...:D..

I wont go into the details of its meaning because Ramzan chal rahe hain aisi baatein nahi bolni chahiye... La-hawla-wala-quwat...(Did it strike a chord sam??) :P

We have different categories of friends in our group..like the twin sister pencil buddies, the dark circle buddies( i knw this is stupid)..etc.. so now as I have started commuting by Sam's bus.. we call ourselves the bus buddies.. :)

My bus buddy is one of the most hilarious, funny...and yes..the fairest gal :O.. i've ever met...and she has gorgeous hair too..i envy her for that because mine are very insipid .. :(

She is the life of our group..without her it would have been relatively boring.. In short she is our personal clown( offence intended again) :P

Her jokes are as interesting as she is..I am a fan of her jokes..but maybe this is because I am the only one who understands them..lol..

It happened once that of our teacher's accidently left her pendrive in our class.. she came back to look for it, and asked us whether we have seen her pendrive anywhere...it was on one of the student's table...she took it and left.

After she was gone, Miss Saman comes to my table..

I and Arshi are having a discussion on our class assignment, the atmosphere is solemn...then suddenly saman comes to my table and says, "did you guys notice what ma'am just said?"

We said yes she was asking whether we have seen her pendrive anywhere.. She gives one of her stupid-but-cute expressions and says "I looked at the sentence from a different perspective" and that perspective was....please dont kill me for this..

okay...

get ready...

brace yourself for the epic sentence...

one..two..three...

and here it goes...

"HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY PEN, DRIVE ANYWHERE"

:D

Pen-drive

Arshi looked at me and smiled for just 2 seconds..and then forgot all about it..i guess...but it was me who really enjoyed the joke...

I was in fits of laughter...:D

I am still laughing while i am writing this... it was really funny...just cant forget it ever!!!

Now..getting back to the intro...

Her hobbies include watching english movies, especially the disney ones(which she wants me to watch too)... she loves english songs.. basically she likes everything which is in english.. there is a reason behind it...

Her hindi sucks.. dude!!!

Another one of her hobbies is to make our videos when we are doing stupid, funny things...which we feel embarrased to watch afterwards..later she edits those videos and posts them on facebook...the biscuit that she is.. :P

She must have got quite a collection by now...

She also specialises in making fun of others...perhaps she has a masters degree in that..

Almost all of us have been her victims at some point in our 1 year of friendship-ical alliance :P

When her "fun" exceeds our capacity to contain it..it oozes out in the form of tiny droplets.. which are salty to taste( i know this is irrelevent,just sharing my knowledge..hehe)..known as tears..:P

Her lists of talents includes...apart from her great writing skills....she sings beautifully...i love her voice..she is great in sketching as well as photoshop editing...she has a very out-of-the-box thinking...blah blah blah.. enough...cant praise her anymore...:P

She is found mainly on facebook stalking other people...and God... she is darn good at it..

if you encounter any person anywhere in the college campus..just come to her and before you can even blink...ta-daaa!!!!...you'll have his profile link in your inbox..;)

Although she is a biscuit, makes fun of us, calls us embarrasing names(see piglet)..

Still..We love her a lot and I wish to remain friends with her forever...

P.S.- If you all liked this article please do comment and if you did'nt.. I dont care ..you can GTH ;)..but still comment... :P

Introduction part 2

As I see the format of the last post was appreciated though I see no followers and no comments…il wait till there are … :{

So many of my few readers ;) already know who, the buddy introduction for this post is

Fatty aka Fatima aka piglet…she is one of the most funny people I’v met... she is the most fun loving, mischievous, cute person in my group of buddies…not that others aren’t..;)

What I share with her: You see, I was a lonely person before FATTY USURPED MY BUS AND BRIBED MY BUS DRIVER WITH A CHOCOLATE…but when I got fatty as my bus buddy….not a single moment I spent in my bus without chatting or laughing or discussing “reddie and Sabrina”.. we discussed(with all sincerity) teachers behind their backs…and discussed what, we could have said had the tables been turned on GRU…basically all sorts of comeback lines…J juniors and seniors have also been a favourite topic of discussion thwarted by the topic of VADA PAO,AUTO,AAJ KAL and the ever missing ZEE NEWS…

We have conspirated to take the intro of the only juniors that goes by our bus ….in the end chickening out and politely requesting her to sit with us and chat with us….this basically describes what we are …we are the best ,the greatest, the most conspirating Chickens Of All Time….Pakpakpakkaaa…

in the bus

Let me describe what she did as a way to comeback….Threw Her Own Eraser On Her Own Desk…..but wait till you hear the best part…ALL THIS in front of GRU…lohohol  FATTY...way to show rebellion…

Another fact about fatty: she is a foodie…she eats a lot and unlike her nickname she remains slim,a fact I envy …soo much so that she wants to invite herself to my house to eat… :p

Her drawback: deep down inside she’s a bookworm….LORD!! she works like crazy, is also the first to finish AND she rarely wants to miss college…she remembers most of what she has studied and blurts it out in classes which makes me feel like a stupid insignificant…

climate class

A piece of advice to all: never listen to her when she prompts an answer to you in class…cause when the teacher questions you and in a moment of panic you tell the same answer ….WELL its wrong..!!! NOT that she knew the correct one…she keeps all the correct info to herself and whispers the faulty one…biscuit kahin ki…

Her humour factor=99%

She is the one who understands my sense of humour…she saves me from situations becoming awkward when I tell a joke and no else than her laughs…at least someone does…though to know she is laughing, you’ll have to look at her… no sound comes out of her mouth and yet she shakes like she’s laughing or having a fit…lol..

Let me relate one of the incidents I had with her…well we had to get something photocopied…all of us…and it was ‘chutti’ time…buses could leave at any second. I stayed while the others went to keep their bags…I had already kept mine…and then hehe I  took my photocopy ,paid the guy and returned their money when they came to get their copy…WHAT??I WAS LATE…I couldn’t sacrifice my mode of transport in act of stupid selflessness…SO THE SCENE IS I HAVE MY PHOTOCOPY AND THEY DON’T HAVE THEIRS AND I’M GOING TO SIT IN MY BUS…while I reserve a seat for fatty and hold the bus till fatty comes…soo I’m waiting for fatty and the bus starts moving…moment of fear…cause I’m a chicken…I go over to the driver and ask him to wait for my friend…he shouts something insignificant…I shrug my shoulders….well I did my part…now he doesn’t want to wait…NOT MY FAULT…but a little concern for fatty makes me call her…

I ask her :where are you? …she responds: I’m running behind the bus …I peep out…and say: Oh yeah ….i can see you…haha…run faster…She says: ask the driver to stop the bus…I say: I tried and he isn’t listening…

Tujhe dekha toh yeh jaana...

THE SIGHT OF HER RUNNING BEHIND THE BUS WAS TRULY AWESOME:I felt like SHAHRUKH KHAN ….waiting for KAJOL to grab on to the train.. but when she finally did KAJOL rewarded me with a Bunch Of Profanities hurled at me…while I ducked when she thumped me…LOL

What we have in common: aside from many things…our hijab and the unwanted experience of receiving salaams and mashallahs from creepy guys in the b.tech block. Creepy guys whose faces we want to smack with our slippers or reply with a comeback line which makes them feel guilty…sigh….if only we had Guts And A Couple Of Bodyguards On The Side…

When did our paths cross: I saw her went I went to UPTU architecture counseling...i noticed that she was chatting  with her best friends and I was all alone…while I was wishing I had my friends with me me…LATER  I came to know that SHE HAD MADE FRIENDS ON THE SPOT…and I was like wha??

Then we met in integral…coincidently we had joined on the same day…I had instantly recognized her while she hadn’t…I talked to her and hit off instantly…we ate our lunches together separated from the rest…we discovered the prayer room...and even withstanded arun sir’s rant together…we both were his favourite bakra’s in the class…he picked on us and we bunked his lessons…he picked on fatty’s designer watch and my hijab...well surprisingly the experience was entertaining to us...since then we have been really good friends…

I hope we survive through the rest of the years cause you are really fun to hang out with…Sweetest Piglet..

Once again I would remind all readers that there’ll be no more posts till I’m motivated…so motivate me with some comments…DUDE!!

Introductions part 1

First and foremost an apology seems requisite .I have been a little too harsh on my batch mates and friends and also a little disloyal according to them, though I would still say that the last post was obligatory for my conscience.

Dude!!Take as many introductions as you want, but just don’t deny them basic human rights..AND DON’T be rude or shout at them..period..end of topic

Putting aside this righteousness..I have yet to introduce my buddies and myself..

You all must know by now I am sammy aka Saman …what can I say about who I am …il leave that for my friends to decide…well whenever they decide to write..sighh

Today’s buddy introduction IS

My partner-Tanushree aka tanu, isn’t exactly my desk buddy..but we are Usually-Always- “Almostly” seen  together..she is the most wonderful person amongst all of us…she is generous, kind, helpful and so on..she is what I call A SAVIOR..

Her drawback she can never be rude to any person(except me of course) to the point where she waves good morning to everyone(there have been many embarrassing incidents with that like the MW one) and  she is a bit of a light-bulb( or maybe it’s just my humour she doesn’t understand ).

She’s seen laughing At all times, so much so that I am convinced her internal breathing system manufactures laughing gas..

Though at times she CRAUGHS (no there is no spelling mistake..i don’t mean coughs ) which means cries and laughs at the same time..this gives us an upperhand on teachers who sometimes get scared and do AS WE WILL....3:>

MUHUHAAHAA

Her Cuteness factor=99%

She freaks out at “chutti” time….speeds  wrapping up and bullies me to do the same..takes my hand and runs out where the buses are parked, With Me Flying Behind trying to hold on to my abaya and preventing myself from tripping… :p

She is like SUPERMAN to me…selfless at all times…saves me from most disastrous situations..takes care of me like a sister..wakes me up every morning..makes sure I get a rickshaw when I go home..shows me where my bus is(Im not good at remembering numbers ) …BUT I won’t say thank you, well not yet as you still have the rest of your life to wake me up in mornings ^_^

This superman’s drawback-she gets hurt…A LOT….anywhere anytime…esp. from my work desk..she is really klutzy..i have yet to baby proof my desk to prevent her from getting hurt..but it is my top priority..:)

I love her tees…the unicorn one is my favorite and the stars one and the bowtie one..and the rest..and her new new slippers..and her gray bag I envy….(drool)

She loves to watch Disney movies like me..AND she is the person in my group who has the most similar hobbies and interests. Basically anything western ;) . Aside from that She likes AUTO…………and dislikes tempo :D

We also share the love for window seats in buses..this strange obsession was unknown to me until I met Tanu..we crave the window seat as if it’s a Business Class Seat On An Aircraft or THE KING’S THRONE…hallelujah

I knew I was forgetting something …Yes How We Met…I met her in my first year on my 3^rd or 4^th day in college..she was the most safest person in the whole classroom…of ALIEN CREATURES..she was standing with another friend of my ..Shibli aka silbi..i asked her about the extent of work I had missed in class as I had joined late…and BOY!! did she show me work…sooo many sheets to do…Bloody Hell…and she was like “my work is not good“ blah blah blah…liar …:D

I don’t remember whether it was the next day or the same day we ate our lunches  together…and that was The Start Of Our Friendship…she was the sanest in the classroom and the most alienated from boys…which was a plus point…(cause I like 100% dedicated friendship)..then I started borrowing stationery which must have pissed her a lot..hehhe…but that’s How Friendships Buildup..we suffered our days of academic block together..days of stalkers…like the dark lord and the fudger …soo many memories too many to list…all of them very sweet..i wish I could write everything..BUT I have assignments to complete….the same old story..

So goodbye for now…and keep reading JB..

PleASe Do CoMmENT- it motivates me..and don’t forget to follow the blog and feed the fishes..:D

The rise of the phoenix

As the journey in architecture continues I begin to realise that last year was test of strength and character...This test pronounced those who will survive in the long run not only physically and mentally but ethically as well....For all those wondering why have I taken such a sudden interest in philosophy and taken a downturn in humour...The answer is- we all have shed our naivety and innocence and evoluted into hard and confident beings...The ashes have been left behind and we can do nothing to get them back...

Well you must be wondering why am I so morose and grim ....well the thing is I LEFT MY CLAY MODELS IN MY LOCKER :(

those are my ashes ....my regrets ....and I have learned to always clear out my locker before year ends....now it is left to me to search eighty something lockers to find my models and i have only Tanu (my BFF) for help..

HELP WANTED:

Requirement-

Two legs

Power of speech

Two eyes

Brief- All search is to be done when the classroom is clear of all forms of life.. The eyes are for lookout if any student or teacher is coming...They may suspect us for God knows what..

you never know...teachers have an excellent imagination..

Speech is required for shouting -"ALERT ALERT ...ENEMIES APPROACHING" in case of the elderly and "ALERT ALERT THE PRISONERS HAVE ESCAPED" in case of the junis....

The last job duty is to put those legs in good use and RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

There is absolutely no need for you to look behind and see if your fellow soldiers are injured, trapped, arrested, prosecuted or hanged...!!You save yourself...But yes you will need to save the innocents of war-YOUR EMPLOYER -that is me-from the line of fire.

Speaking of fire I have to give my views about another topic that is on fire these days...

INT-RAGGING, that is introduction in a quite militarised fashion...

Has anyone wondered-...now I’m sure junis will nod their heads on this one-how can anyone demand respect?

 'Respect', in few words "may be ordered by bullying, but that is not respect you are demanding" ...that is pure obedience...and the last time i checked, many of the so called new seniors are not even obedient to their parents...So how can such an attribute be expected out of others...
It is by experience i can tell-.. and we will all agree on this...that the seniors we actually respect, not 'mock respect' are the ones who have treated us gently to the point where they have treated us as equals...Those are the seniors we don’t "biscuit" behind their backs...those are the ones we smile and wish instinctively...those are the ones we do not escape from, by finding new routes to our classroom...

Now i agree for a while, it (intragging) may have its charm...you feel SUPERIOR...you feel in power...but what will this superiority do, when ten years later the very same junior may have you employed for God's sake!. That will be quite a something...what will you do then ??...revisit old memories with your employer :D..

And the surge of power only lasts as long as a whispering candle..

The only ground that can you gain respect on is EXPERIENCE...experience that you can offer..Not shove down their throats ....you can be stern but not outright RUDE and despotic... as for the last argument people give "we have also been treated this way",BLAH BLAH BLAH...well you don’t have to repeat those mistakes and be another link in this infinite chain...why not be the latch that brings an end to it?

The way they are, is because they haven’t been in a college environment that long..

We were the same in the past..
They are defensive and a li’l scared, that’s why they are on the offensive...they want to stand out...be the protector ...make the change...all that nonsense…because they haven’t adjusted to being at the bottom of the ladder again...we have all been there...

Why is there such a need to follow “trends” set by others....isn't anyone out there sick of doing the "cool thing"...because for me the idea of being cool has lost its charm...youth factor is not the cool factor...cool factor is all about negativity...

Another of the cool factor idea is dislike button on Facebook..People send so many req. to join their ‘add dislike button Facebook’ group..

Has anyone thought about why Mark Zuckerberg has not introduced the dislike button yet??

WELL BECAUSE HE THINKS AND HE HAS A BRAIN!!

Facebook is a social networking site -people whom we know, meet us on the web and talk...you want to dislike what they say and do and hurt them..?? why the need for socialising then ?...Why Not Be A Recluse And Leave The World Alone?? 

You want to know what happens when people introduce the dislike button??YOUTUBE happens ....it’s filled with NEGATIVITY AND ABUSES ...there is not a single page.. you will find on YouTube where there isn’t a foul word or a harsh demeaning comment...why is it so? - “Thumbsdown” button and dislikes...because people who are disliked or thumbsdowned lash back with a few "Fs" and "A-Holes"...

What is the reason for me to work late at night and write for so long...because i have a message and i want to reach out to people...Cool Factor Is Overrated. It only destroys your 'self' and you lose your innocence in midst of all that coolness..

 If You are reading this and have reached this line .then i thank you for bearing with my grammatical and spelling errors ..i promise the next post will not be so grave..because im more comfortable with humour...