Introduction part 2

As I see the format of the last post was appreciated though I see no followers and no comments…il wait till there are … :{

So many of my few readers ;) already know who, the buddy introduction for this post is

Fatty aka Fatima aka piglet…she is one of the most funny people I’v met... she is the most fun loving, mischievous, cute person in my group of buddies…not that others aren’t..;)

What I share with her: You see, I was a lonely person before FATTY USURPED MY BUS AND BRIBED MY BUS DRIVER WITH A CHOCOLATE…but when I got fatty as my bus buddy….not a single moment I spent in my bus without chatting or laughing or discussing “reddie and Sabrina”.. we discussed(with all sincerity) teachers behind their backs…and discussed what, we could have said had the tables been turned on GRU…basically all sorts of comeback lines…J juniors and seniors have also been a favourite topic of discussion thwarted by the topic of VADA PAO,AUTO,AAJ KAL and the ever missing ZEE NEWS…

We have conspirated to take the intro of the only juniors that goes by our bus ….in the end chickening out and politely requesting her to sit with us and chat with us….this basically describes what we are …we are the best ,the greatest, the most conspirating Chickens Of All Time….Pakpakpakkaaa…

in the bus

Let me describe what she did as a way to comeback….Threw Her Own Eraser On Her Own Desk…..but wait till you hear the best part…ALL THIS in front of GRU…lohohol  FATTY...way to show rebellion…

Another fact about fatty: she is a foodie…she eats a lot and unlike her nickname she remains slim,a fact I envy …soo much so that she wants to invite herself to my house to eat… :p

Her drawback: deep down inside she’s a bookworm….LORD!! she works like crazy, is also the first to finish AND she rarely wants to miss college…she remembers most of what she has studied and blurts it out in classes which makes me feel like a stupid insignificant…

climate class

A piece of advice to all: never listen to her when she prompts an answer to you in class…cause when the teacher questions you and in a moment of panic you tell the same answer ….WELL its wrong..!!! NOT that she knew the correct one…she keeps all the correct info to herself and whispers the faulty one…biscuit kahin ki…

Her humour factor=99%

She is the one who understands my sense of humour…she saves me from situations becoming awkward when I tell a joke and no else than her laughs…at least someone does…though to know she is laughing, you’ll have to look at her… no sound comes out of her mouth and yet she shakes like she’s laughing or having a fit…lol..

Let me relate one of the incidents I had with her…well we had to get something photocopied…all of us…and it was ‘chutti’ time…buses could leave at any second. I stayed while the others went to keep their bags…I had already kept mine…and then hehe I  took my photocopy ,paid the guy and returned their money when they came to get their copy…WHAT??I WAS LATE…I couldn’t sacrifice my mode of transport in act of stupid selflessness…SO THE SCENE IS I HAVE MY PHOTOCOPY AND THEY DON’T HAVE THEIRS AND I’M GOING TO SIT IN MY BUS…while I reserve a seat for fatty and hold the bus till fatty comes…soo I’m waiting for fatty and the bus starts moving…moment of fear…cause I’m a chicken…I go over to the driver and ask him to wait for my friend…he shouts something insignificant…I shrug my shoulders….well I did my part…now he doesn’t want to wait…NOT MY FAULT…but a little concern for fatty makes me call her…

I ask her :where are you? …she responds: I’m running behind the bus …I peep out…and say: Oh yeah ….i can see you…haha…run faster…She says: ask the driver to stop the bus…I say: I tried and he isn’t listening…

Tujhe dekha toh yeh jaana...

THE SIGHT OF HER RUNNING BEHIND THE BUS WAS TRULY AWESOME:I felt like SHAHRUKH KHAN ….waiting for KAJOL to grab on to the train.. but when she finally did KAJOL rewarded me with a Bunch Of Profanities hurled at me…while I ducked when she thumped me…LOL

What we have in common: aside from many things…our hijab and the unwanted experience of receiving salaams and mashallahs from creepy guys in the b.tech block. Creepy guys whose faces we want to smack with our slippers or reply with a comeback line which makes them feel guilty…sigh….if only we had Guts And A Couple Of Bodyguards On The Side…

When did our paths cross: I saw her went I went to UPTU architecture counseling...i noticed that she was chatting  with her best friends and I was all alone…while I was wishing I had my friends with me me…LATER  I came to know that SHE HAD MADE FRIENDS ON THE SPOT…and I was like wha??

Then we met in integral…coincidently we had joined on the same day…I had instantly recognized her while she hadn’t…I talked to her and hit off instantly…we ate our lunches together separated from the rest…we discovered the prayer room...and even withstanded arun sir’s rant together…we both were his favourite bakra’s in the class…he picked on us and we bunked his lessons…he picked on fatty’s designer watch and my hijab...well surprisingly the experience was entertaining to us...since then we have been really good friends…

I hope we survive through the rest of the years cause you are really fun to hang out with…Sweetest Piglet..

Once again I would remind all readers that there’ll be no more posts till I’m motivated…so motivate me with some comments…DUDE!!